Will/won't/do/don't: A series, maybe!

I've been thinking a lot about things I will and won't miss here, and what I do and don't miss from the U.S.

I'll start with this one:

The hyper-sexual themed fair rides occasionally set up in the middle of the town centers. No holds barred, silicone-breasted women in dominatrix outfits, sort of stuff. Amusing in its irony: quaint European small towns, where people are more reserved and where far less skin shows in general than in the U.S., versus the explicit designs of the fair rides, heavily featuring degrading images of women. Will I miss them? Well, no; boo to the objectification of women, and I don't really want my kids taking in these visuals. But they seem to represent a cultural paradox that has intrigued and sort of amused me.